Saturday, April 19, 2008

Flirting with Women

Is a good idea. This is new for me, but seems to work. Me and her, clearly heterosexual (note: "clearly" applies, even if she ultimately turns out to be a man) (note: apple has recently released license for independent software development of iphone compatible gaydar; unfortunately release is being stalled by the fact that every fucking algorithm that is remotely possible fails in san francisco), we are comfortable in the fact that we are not nearly as cool as all the raging dykes at the Lex. Still! Pretty girls are pretty great, and flattering one is even better, and somehow, its self aggrandizing, because maybe i must be pretty cool too, if this sassy hipster bitch seems to get get giggly from my eye contact. It serves everyone, in this meta-meta-meta way, a grand ego circle jerk, if you will.

I have found the good i have been brought here to do.

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