Judgement

i am a smart geek, a guy this author wants to sleep with, a person who loves excess verbiage, confirmed 90s literati, someone who can start a fire. A liar. A drinker of scotch, good at crosswords, a girl who keeps a journal, a conspiracy theorist, (bigger than even the orwellian), a person who has read only one book my my life and it was to kill a mocking bird (and it was assigned reading in the 9th grade); a girl who loves guys in skinny jeans, a man who owns a cottage (one with an adjustable rate mortgage), a man who uses the words 'dubious' and 'tenacity'. I am that kid in your philosophy class with stupid tattoos, i am a premature ejaculator. I moved to Thailand after high school for the drug scene, I can quote the comic guy from the Simpsons I am a youth group leader that picked my nose in the 4th grade, a girl who cannot spell "leheim", who bought the first generation Amazon Kindle, i turned vegan to cover up my eating disorder, i played Creep while smoking pot and having sex, and I took care of my dying grandparents. Some of these are lies, some are not.

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