OMG!!!

there exists a word for my experience with thesis, this particular school program, possibly all of medicine, and urban american life!!!!

Anomie, noun
-personal state of isolation and anxiety resulting from a lack of social control and regulation
-in contemporary English, means a condition of malaise in individuals, characterized by an absence or diminution of standards or values. When applied to a government or society, anomie implies a social unrest or chaos.

Viva la capitalism!

Garfield Minus Garfield

New York Times Op-Ed Columnists in order of Douchiness

Ranked from least to most:

(1) Gail Collins
(2) Frank RIch
(3) Roger Cohen (cloying, but sweet)
(4) Paul Krugman
(5) Nicholas Kristoff (not exactly douchey, but sometimes offensive in dumb oblivious way) (but so adorable!)
(6) Bob Herbert
(7) Maureen Dowd, David Brooks (tied)
(6) Thomas Friedman
(7) Billy Kristol

not ranked: Charles M. Blow (picture=too-cool-for-school)

The Nun's Litany

(by TMF)
I want to be a playboy's bunny
I'd do whatever they asked me to
I'd meet people with lots of money
and they would love me
like I loved you

I want to be a topless waitress
I want my mother to shed one tear
I'd throw away this old sedate dress
slip into something a tad more sheer

I want to be an artists' model
An odalisque, au naturel
I should be good at spin-the-bottle
while I've still got something
left to sell

I want to be a cobra dancer
with Little Willy between my thighs
I may not find a cure for cancer
but I'll meet plenty of single guys

I want to be a brothel worker
I've always been treated like one
If I could be a back-street lurker
I'd make more money
and have more fun

I want to be a dominatrix
which isn't like me, but I can dream
learn S, and M,
and all those gay tricks
and men will pay me to
make them scream

I want to be a porno starlet
(for that I'll wait till Mama's dead)
I'll see my name in lights of scarlet
and get to spend every day in bed

I want to be a tattooed lady
dedicated, as I am, to art
Characters bold, complex and shady
will write my memoirs
across my heart.

Addendum

Dear Self from the Past:

Don't you think a medical student doing mediocre weekend philosophy for an unnecessary degree is a mean and stupid idea?

Sincerely, Self from Right Now

I hate my thesis

I hate my thesis.

Why is Bad Posture Fasionable?

as are vacant gazes, frowns and wide-footed stances? People may mistake this for a cerebellar lesion. Or life threatening coma.




Intact motor functioning!