(1) Wake up without an alarm clock setting, much later than one would normally.
(2) Continue to loll around in bed
(3) Get out of bed
(4) Get back into bed. On principle.
(5) Roll out again. Feel last night's intoxication and double order of take out pad thai like a satisfying, but heavy, lingering mist. (mist= hang over + stomach ache + self disgust)
(6) Bathe. Maybe.
(7) Put things in a back pac, leave house.
(8) Reach the end of the block before realizing you have no where to go.
(9) YAY!!!!!
(10) puzzle over what to do.
(11) Go to too-cool-for-school coffee shop
(12) look serious, tic tap at key board. Reorganize color scheme of operating system
(13) Its 2 hours later. What now?
(14) Go to bohemian coffee shop one block away.
(15) tic tap at key board. write letter to friend of many years, who lives many miles away. sigh wistfully and reminisce. reflect on current life. dream of future life. giggle over cute boys.
(16) Its 2 hours later. What now?
(17) Walk home. Get back into bed
(18) Watch a lot of youtube videos
(19) stare at the clouds passing behind the barbed wire outside your window.
(20) feel very very happy.
(21) feel a little bored
(22) remember list of 473 things you would do as soon as you have some free time (e.g. clean room, pluck eyebrows, grocery shop, read chekov, create progeny). Remain in bed.
(23) Get out of bed. Prance around. Wear very high heels that you have worn once in last 2 years. Dance to Mariah Carey. Pretend you are a fabulous motherfucker.
(24) Now it is 330 pm. Is a day really this long? holy shit!
(25) Floss. Very well.
(26) Give up. Read the new england journal of medicine. Take notes on tuberculosis.
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