bc i find it physiologically difficult to study multiple choice questions for more than 10 hours a day, and bc i like to sit in front of my computer instead of engaging in aerobic exercise, and bc i have the time and space to reflect on my training, existence and future (at the expense of you, the taxpayers of California, and me the future loan payer), and above all bc i have a gorgeous sexy new love affair, namely with a shiny 2010 macbookpro (aka Osler's Beast, alas to replace my previous beloved machine, ruthlessly stolen) i am inspired to relaunch a different purpose with my online blathering ("different" as in having one at all).
I am searching now meticulously through examples of other doctor and medical student blogs and finding many good things, to my pleasure and joy. I will hand pick some eventually. for now i will share this from Axis Deviation.
25 Things I Didn't Do Before I Entered Medicine
Wake up before 8am.
Go to sleep after 2am.
Look forward to sleeping nearly every night.
Wear a shirt and tie to work.
Shave more than three times a week.
Stick my finger up peoples' butts.
Ask people how many people they’ve slept with.
Ask men to tell me about their erectile dysfunction.
Ask for men to show me their penis.
Dread seeing vaginas.
Be able to tell police officers what to do (in the hospital, at least).
Talk with police officers.
Talk with prisoners.
Slam the phone on people.
Hate pagers.
Hate anything that beeps.
Drink at home, alone.
Want to drink this much.
Be thankful I am alive.
Hope that certain people would die.
Struggle for money.
Dream of money.
Despise people with money.
Despise people.
Wish I didn't enter medicine.
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